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10:00 - 22:00
Monday
10:00 - 22:00
Tuesday
10:00 - 22:00
Wednesday
10:00 - 22:00
Thursday
10:00 - 22:00
Friday
10:00 - 22:00
Saturday
10:00 - 22:00
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Set on Tt. Vasumweg in the NDSM quarter of Amsterdam Noord, Funny People 2 sits among converted shipyard halls, studios and waterside businesses. This pocket of the city keeps its industrial character and creative energy, with broad quays, murals and workspaces replacing the shipbuilders of old. It feels more local than touristy, making Funny People 2 a practical stop if you’re exploring this side of the IJ.
The name has some history: the original Funny People no longer operates as a coffeeshop, and its owners opened this successor in Noord. The approach here is simple and unfussy - more neighborhood counter than themed lounge - so it works well if you prefer an easy in‑and‑out visit. The atmosphere is relaxed and unpretentious, suited to both first‑timers who want clear guidance and regulars who already know what they like.
Inside, the experience is straightforward in a comfortable and casual setting. Staff tend to keep things pragmatic and helpful, answering basic questions and guiding you through the options without any hard sell. Tourists make it here, but the crowd leans local, especially during the day, which adds to the no‑nonsense feel.
Funny People 2 keeps a short, focused menu built around familiar classics. Expect staple sativas and indicas such as G13 Haze and White Widow, alongside a couple of stronger strains for those seeking more potency. Hash fans will find Moroccan options and dry sift, and there are pre‑rolls with or without tobacco for a quick, simple choice. A homemade chocolate brownie rounds out the edibles in a straightforward way. Overall, the selection aims for clarity and good value rather than breadth for its own sake.
Location is a key part of the appeal. NDSM has grown into one of Amsterdam’s liveliest creative districts, with big warehouse spaces, street art, cultural venues and occasional weekend markets. Funny People 2 fits neatly into a day spent north of the water: grab what you need, then wander between studios and murals, or find a quiet spot by the river to take in the harbor views.
If you arrive by ferry from the city center, much of NDSM is an easy walk away - from the wharf and piers to cafés, galleries and event spaces. The area rewards unhurried exploring, and this coffeeshop serves as a convenient waypoint within that loop.
Choose Funny People 2 if you want a coffeeshop without frills in a local, low‑key neighborhood. The concise menu speaks a familiar language - classic flower, straightforward hash, simple pre‑rolls and a brownie - backed by approachable service and prices that are friendly for Amsterdam.
For visitors building a day in Amsterdam Noord - street art, repurposed industrial spaces and waterside views - Funny People 2 is a natural add‑on. It’s not trying to be a destination in itself; rather, it’s a reliable, efficient stop that lets you tick the cannabis box and keep moving with your NDSM plans.
Updated: August 2026
| Weed | 1g |
|---|---|
| G13 HazeSativaEffect Uplifting head high | €10 |
| Silver HazeSativaEffect Uplifting head high | €9.50 |
| AmnesiaSativaEffect Uplifting head high | €9 |
| Enemy of the StateIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €9 |
| White WidowIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €8 |
| Funny SkunkIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €7.50 |
| Oreoz CakeIndica-leaning hybridEffect Balanced, leans to the body | €13.50 |
| Juicy FruitHybridEffect Balanced head and body | €13.50 |
| Orange JuiceSativa-leaning hybridEffect Balanced head and body | €12.50 |
| Purple CrackIndica-leaning hybridEffect Balanced, leans to the body | €11 |
| Gruis (shake)smallHybridEffect Balanced head and body | €5 |
| Hash | 1g |
|---|---|
| TiramisuCali triple filtered | €13 |
| Cream MarocMoroccan pure IndicaIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €10 |
| Gelato BlockStatic siftSativaEffect Uplifting head high | €9 |
| BeldiaMoroccan Pure IndicaIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €8 |
| Super Pollen70% IndicaIndica-leaning hybridEffect Balanced, leans to the body | €6 |
| Joints | 1 joint |
|---|---|
| Pure WeedHybridEffect Balanced head and body | €9 |
| Kush WeedWith tobaccoIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €5.50 |
| Weed-MixWith tobaccoHybridEffect Balanced head and body | €4.50 |
| HashWith tobaccoIndicaEffect Relaxing body stone | €4.50 |
| Space cakes | Each |
|---|---|
| Choco Brownie (Homemade)THC Butter | €8 |
Prices in euros, as they appeared on Funny People 2's own menu. Prices and stock change, so the board in the coffeeshop is what counts.
Tt. Vasumweg 4C, 1033 SC Amsterdam, Netherlands